I met Jesus at St. Andrew’s Football Stadium,

He sang ‘Keep Right On’ with the crowd,

He wiped the sweat from his face with his blue and white scarf

And made it look like the Turin Shroud.

It seemed really apt that one of his saints

Had invited him back to his ground,

To cheer on the team that he’d sponsored

Though the ticket cost forty odd pound.

Jesus didn’t mind ‘cause he had a few quid

And the game was turning into a thriller,

One – nil to Blues with five minutes to go

As Jesus sang ‘S*** on the Villa’

Now, the Villa pushed forward with their ‘angel’ – Juan Pablo

His shot rattled hard off the post,

But the Villa couldn’t break down the City defence

Of the Father, Son and Holy Ghost.

This was getting a bit too close for comfort, thought Christ

So our Lord flexed his heavenly will

He made the Villa back four, fluff it up once more

Birmingham – 2 , Villa – Nil

Poor Aston Villa, they stood not a chance

With their team of cads, blaggards and knaves

They should have stuck our good Lord Jesus in goal

Because everyone knows – Jesus Saves.