He’s had a drink or three or four

The guests are heading for the door

As disco dad puts lives at risk,

He twists and nearly slips his disc.

He’s going to put his back out

He’s going to have a black out

And embarrass me even more than he is doing

His toupee needs a bit of gluing

As he jumps and jives in his blue suede shoe…ing.

Disco dad don’t care for fashion

Got his flares from the local cash ‘n’ … carry,

With his best mate Barry

Whose dress sense is as bad as his.

“You kids don’t know what real music is!

Back in my day, bands could play,

None of this techno … techno …techno … notice.”

Yes dad,

Thanks dad.